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not-quite-snow-white:

Psst.

Also: 

  • Some asexuals have actually had sex/are sexually active, generally because they do it to please their partner. Some even enjoy it!
  • Some asexuals masturbate regularly.
  • Some asexuals watch porn.
  • Some asexuals love smutty fanfics and stuff. 

That does not make them any less of an asexual. Asexuals do not feel sexual attraction, it does not mean that they burst into flame at the mere mention of anything sexual. Seriously.

sentinulfuri:

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Snopes cites it as true!

euro-trotter:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

whaaaattt

japhers:

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basics

1. name: Rae
2. birthday: May 6
3. favorite colour: blue
4. lucky number:  3
5. height:  5’1

talents

1. last dream you remember: everyone going to school on spring break by accident
2. can you juggle: a little
3. art/sports/both: both
4. do you like writing: yep
5. do you like dancing: i guess, yeah
6. do you like singing: yep

fantasize

1. dream vacation: all of europe
2. dream date: not sure
3. dream guy/gal: i havent met them yet
4. dream wedding: havent thought that far
5. dream pet: turtles
6. dream job: on-the-go pastry chef

music

1. favorite song: How Far We’ve Come broadway homestuck version
2. favorite album: don’t really have one
3. favorite artists: too many to remember
4. last song you heard on the radio: i cant remember
5. least favorite song: blurred lines
6. least favorite album: anything by Robin Thicke
7. least favorite artist: Justin Bieber and Robin Thicke

preferences

1. guys/girls/both: any and all
2. hair color: don’t really care…. not partial to gingers
3. eye colour: browns, greys or greens
4. humorous/serious: humourous
5. taller/shorter:  Must be taller
6. biggest turn-off:
 Being a total jerk/perv, being controlling
7. biggest turn-on:
tanned, bright eyes, great smile

(Source: emptywing)

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